The Democratic Presidential Debates

The sixth Democratic Presidential Debate of 2019  at Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles last night had a pared down field of candidates and we at The Vidalia Onion were glad to see Joe and Bernie holding their own on center stage.

“Hah! Those young folks didn’t stand a chance with us on stage!

“You got that right! After all, our combined experience is older than most democracies!”

“Ya think we came across as too grumpy?”

“Not a chance! There was one problem, though.”

“What was that?”

“It was on PBS – no commercials! That severely cut into our bathroom breaks.

“Oh yes. That ‘fierce urgency of now’ takes on a whole new meaning for men of a certain age.”

“But we made it! See ya at the next debate.”

“Not if I see you first!”

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