The sixth Democratic Presidential Debate of 2019 at Loyola Marymount
University in Los Angeles last night had a pared down field of candidates and we at The
Vidalia Onion were glad to see Joe and Bernie holding their own on center
stage.
“Hah! Those young folks didn’t stand a chance with us on
stage!
“You got that right! After all, our combined experience is
older than most democracies!”
“Ya think we came across as too grumpy?”
“Not a chance! There was one problem, though.”
“Not a chance! There was one problem, though.”
“What was that?”
“It was on PBS – no commercials! That severely cut into our
bathroom breaks.
“Oh yes. That ‘fierce urgency of now’ takes on a whole new
meaning for men of a certain age.”
“But we made it! See ya at the next debate.”
“Not if I see you first!”
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