Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Judge Roy Moore Stands in the Gap in a State Awash In Moral Depravity

Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore sees humanity awash in unspeakable sin, and only he can stem the tide of depravity. Thus, the judge who seeks to preserve the laws of the Bible decided to work on the Sabbath by issuing an order late Sunday forbidding any Alabama justice to issue marriage licenses for any gay couples seeking to wed in the state. This, of course, in defiance of the federal court’s recent ruling that Alabama’s ban on same sex marriage as unconstitutional.

“Constitution be darned!” exclaimed the Judge, being careful not to use the Lord’s name in vain, “If that's the way these liberals interpret it. We must uphold our state’s long held standards of decency.” The judge noted that Alabamians, though decent and God-fearing people, will lapse into unspeakable sin and degradation if gays are allowed to marry, citing on national television (see below) that nothing would stop fathers from wedding daughters or mothers marrying their sons if we allow gays and lesbians to marry. When the question came up of where the judge got such degrading thoughts, one preacher said, “It’s from reading the Book of Leviticus – you wouldn’t believe some of the filth in those pages. He’d be better off taking a break and reading D.H. Lawrence for a while.”

“We stand for biblical principles,” Judge Moore declared. “In this state, we have stood with Injun fighters, slave holders, land barons and company bosses, but I’ll be Gosh Darned,” he said choosing his words carefully,” if we are going to stand with gays at the marriage altar.”

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The following, unfortunately, is not satire:
Ku Klux Klan Supports Judge Roy Moore

And this: