Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore sees
humanity awash in unspeakable sin, and only he can stem the tide of depravity.
Thus, the judge who seeks to preserve the laws of the Bible decided to work on
the Sabbath by issuing an order late Sunday forbidding any Alabama justice to issue marriage licenses for any gay
couples seeking to wed in the state. This, of course, in defiance of the federal
court’s recent ruling that Alabama’s
ban on same sex marriage as unconstitutional.
“Constitution be darned!”
exclaimed the Judge, being careful not to use the Lord’s name in vain, “If that's the way these liberals interpret it. We must
uphold our state’s long held standards of decency.” The judge noted that
Alabamians, though decent and God-fearing people, will lapse into unspeakable
sin and degradation if gays are allowed to marry, citing on national television (see below) that nothing would stop fathers from wedding daughters or mothers marrying
their sons if we allow gays and lesbians to marry. When the question came up of
where the judge got such degrading thoughts, one preacher said, “It’s from
reading the Book of Leviticus – you wouldn’t believe some of the filth in those
pages. He’d be better off taking a break and reading D.H. Lawrence for a
while.”
“We stand for biblical
principles,” Judge Moore declared. “In this state, we have stood with Injun
fighters, slave holders, land barons and company bosses, but I’ll be Gosh
Darned,” he said choosing his words carefully,” if we are going to stand with
gays at the marriage altar.”
And this:
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The following, unfortunately, is not satire:
Ku Klux Klan Supports Judge Roy Moore
Ku Klux Klan Supports Judge Roy Moore
And this:
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